Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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