Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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