I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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