so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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