Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
