Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Is it penis luge time yet?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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