We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
