Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
When are your genitals available?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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