I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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