so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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