You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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