She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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