im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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