Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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