oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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