haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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