well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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