do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Small penises have feelings too.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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