I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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