i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Do I have a choice?
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First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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