all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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