Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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