question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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