theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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