Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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