I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Dicks are not precious.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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