One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My ass is underappreciated
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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