biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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