if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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