did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You don't make any sense
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I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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