Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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