It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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