dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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