Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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