I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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