hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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