I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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