I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
