I wannas sexs uuuuu
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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