They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
