i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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