I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
