the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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