you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
