College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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