I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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