My friends, they love my intelligence
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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