I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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