So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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