are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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