I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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