in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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