So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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