Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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