i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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