wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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